Monday, December 28, 2009

"10 things": #2 - All the world's a stage


I love the Super Bowl, don't get me wrong, and I'm already licking my chops for 2012's Summer Olympics in London, but for my money there's no better event in sports than the World Cup. In 2010 the cup travels to South Africa, where five new stadiums are hastily being built to push the host country's total venues to thirteen. Rumors continue to circulate that the games may be relocated to a different site due to a number of issues, but at this stage such a notion seems highly unlikely and hopefully won't detract from the sport itself. Most intriguing for Americans? The US team's easiest road to the knockout stages perhaps ever, and a chance to stick it to England in a first round match up. Anything can happen on the world's largest single-sport stage, and come June 11, you can bet I'll be watching eagerly.

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Top 9 albums of 2009

I hesitate to do these lists because I've always felt my music tastes are a little bit behind. Not my music tastes, maybe, but at least my taste buds. You know that line in Back to the Future where Marty's just played "Johnny B. Good" and he says, "I guess you guys aren't ready for that, yet. But your kids are gonna love it"? Well, at times I feel that line is directed firmly at me.

So here's the deal: I don't know who Grizzly Bear is and I don't get why the Animal Collective album is supposed to be good, but maybe I will next year. For now, though, I'll put my already non-existent credibility on the line and deliver to you my un-checked top 9 list as is. You may not see these albums on any Pitchfork "best of" list, but this is what I was listening to in 2009:

9. The Avett Brothers - I And Love And You
8. Rob Thomas - Cradlesong
Irresistible melodies from an underrated songwriter.
7. Black Eyed Peas - The E.N.D.
6. Lady GaGa - The Fame Monster
Not a full album of original material, but still better than most pop offerings this year.
5. 500 Days of Summer OST
4. Mayer Hawthorne - A Strange Arrangement
3. Phoenix - Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix
2. Passion Pit - Manners
The most dance-ready release this year.
1. Paolo Nutini - Sunny Side Up

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

A trifling thing

Omiyage are small gifts given in Japan when returning from a trip, so it makes sense upon my return to the States that I give a little something in the spirit of the holidays. I've put together this Christmas CD every year since 2004, and while the songs change each time out the sentiment stays the same. That is, thank you for being in my life, and as small a reimbursement it may be, please enjoy this collection of some of my favorite songs from the year.

Happy Holidays.



1. Phoenix - Lisztomania
2. Mayer Hawthorne - Just Ain't Gonna Work Out
3. Paolo Nutini - Growing Up Beside You
4. Akon - Keep You Much Longer
5. Iron & Wine - Love Vigilantes
6. Passion Pit - Moth's Wings
7. John Mayer - Half Of My Heart
8. The Swell Season - In These Arms
9. The Temper Trap - Sweet Disposition
10. Ne-Yo - Back to What You Know
11. OneRepublic - Marchin On

Monday, December 21, 2009

"10 things": #3 - More smoke monsters and polar bears

But only for another 18 hours. My favorite TV show of the decade, “LOST,” kicks off its final season in February with a whole lot of questions to answer. Who exactly is Jacob? What role does Walt play in the story? What’s up with the smoke monster? For that matter, just what the hell is actually going on?

The final season will consist of a two-hour premiere, 16 hour-long episodes, and a three-hour series finale that will air over two weeks. I personally can’t wait to see what fresh mysteries remain to be unraveled, but for now here’s an obvious one: the season premieres on February 2, Groundhog’s Day. Does this carry any significance for the way the narrative will progress?

With a show like this, you can bet the answer is going to be...maybe.

"10 things": #4 - Low cost, high style

Today’s wardrobe: Uniqlo socks and boxers, Uniqlo thermals (hey, it’s cold), Uniqlo chino pants, long sleeve tee, also by Uniqlo, Uniqlo check shirt, and fleece by, you guessed it, Uniqlo. Total cost of outfit: 12,500 yen, or roughly $138. And that’s with a bad exchange rate.

I don’t just buy Uniqlo clothes because they fit me and don’t have weird zippers and pockets and things on them that most Japanese clothes have; I buy them because, at $20 an item, why would I shop anywhere else?

The Japanese brand may not have made much of a splash yet stateside, but that doesn’t mean that there aren’t other fashionable yet affordable clothes to be found. Designers such as H&M, Topman, and GAP are catering to the recession crowd in creating well-constructed clothes that not only look good, but are kind on your wallet as well. Does it work for the designers? Ask the people at H&M, who are about post double-digit sales growth for 2009.

Price reducing that works for both the consumer and the distributor? Go figure. With results like these, expect to find plenty more cheap threads to come in 2010.

For more on this, check out this article by GQ here.

Review: Guns N' Roses in Osaka


Six songs into Wednesday night’s Guns N’ Roses show at the Kyocera Dome, I wrote the following in my notebook: “I feel sad...and kind of bored.” At nine songs in, during the aptly titled “Sorry,” I scribbled, “This is no longer a good idea.” At the 13-song mark, when Axl ad-libbed “Could someone stop yelling in my fucking ear please?” into “Street of Dreams,” I nearly put my pen down altogether.

It was, as the saying goes, that kind of night for Axl and his band. And then it wasn’t. Sort of. Err...

The first thing that needs to be stated in any review of a current Guns N’ Roses show is this: Axl Rose is old. Maybe not “old” old, given that Rose is only 47, but he looks the part. In leui of a long-drawn description of what I mean by this, I will once again defer to my notes:

Axl enters wearing black ‘Guns’ shirt, checked flannel, diamond cross chain, aviators, and a red bandana. Looks ‘chubby.’


And that’s that. Axl Rose isn’t a freak like Mick Jagger or a time fighter like Steven Tyler, he’s a mortal. Fair enough – that’s part of what drew legions of fans to him to begin with.

However, this unkempt, slightly ‘chubby’ aspect proved telling over most of the show. For the first two minutes of opener “Chinese Democracy,” Rose was at least two bars behind his band. During instrumental breaks he would routinely leave the stage, and for much of the evening he just sort of seemed to appear and disappear at will. The more than capable backing band (or “hired guns,” if you will) was able to carry the music along competently, but let’s face it: you don't go to a Guns N’ Roses concert to see original lineup member Dizzy Reed or some guy named “Bumblefoot.” You go to see Axl Rose. Perhaps you can see then why this has become a problem.

I degress. If this really is the musical version of The Wrestler with Axl playing the Mickey Rourke role, then one would expect the performance to be exceptional. And it was, at times, with caveats. Amongst the 33 songs played (a self-proclaimed record by Rose), the pass-fail ratio was approximately 2/1. Whereas Guns standbys such as “Mr. Brownstone” and “Live and Let Die” labored, it was the night’s more surprising offerings that flourished. Appetite For Destruction “deep cuts” (if there are such things) “Out Ta Get Me” and “Rocket Queen” saw the band ratchet up its intensity, while an impromptu rendition of AC/DC’s “Whole Lotta Rosie” was indisputably the night’s highlight. It was in these moments that Rose’s still incomparable voice truly shone, and in which the mostly tame audience reached the apex of its enthusiasm.

Still, this was a show of two halves, and it would have been impossible to leave the arena without noting the lack of continuity. What I witnessed on Wednesday night was, to paraphrase my notes, something sad, something awkward, and something awesome. And perhaps that’s what Axl Rose and Guns N’ Roses, be it the physical band or the idea, have become. Mid-way through the concert, I wrote this as a premature punch line for what I was sure would be a wholly negative review:

I went to the concert as a critic, but I also went as someone who paid $120 for a seat. Was it worth it? I don’t know.

I now know the answer, but I think this recap is more interesting without it. And maybe that’s something to be said about what happens when we watch our musical idols fall. We pay to see a rock show, and we stay for an idea.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

"10 things": #5 - The iron man returns to the playoffs

At just about the time that everyone starts to realize that golf’s indestructible man, Tiger Woods, was never really in contention to live up to his manufactured reputation, the NFL gives us reason to cheer again this January. Brett Favre may have taken a hit for his Shakespearean turn against Green Bay these past two seasons, but he will nevertheless head back to the postseason this year amidst a tractor-load of interest. For fans of the game (and Roger Goodell), this is a very good thing. Will Favre finally capture an elusive second Super Bowl title? Or will Drew Brees (or, dare I say, Aaron Rodgers?) outgun the legend and allow Ted Thompson revel in another #4 playoff collapse? I, for one, can’t wait to find out.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Moving and shaking

Off to see Guns N' Roses in Osaka with reporter's notebook in hand. Also, I just felt an earthquake, so I don't know what that means for the voracity of the night's events. Full report to come in the next few days.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Masters of the universe

A bit delayed, but thanks to the very talented Andrew Dahms I now have pictures from last month’s Universal Sports Day in Naruto. Not sure why nobody thought to combine the special Olympics with a city-wide sports day before, but it worked remarkably well. A good day for soccer, and an even better day for Tokushima as a whole.


everyone's favorite mascot, rubbery fish on a bamboo stick man


doin' the Carlton


Intensity.


the TIA team gives chase

Monday, December 14, 2009

"10 things": #6 - The greatest action movie ever made

After a year in which the big studios failed to produce anything to rival The Dark Knight and perhaps the year’s most enjoyable film (The Hangover) was a comedy, 2010 promises what looks to be, on paper at least, a solid group of cinema offerings. Pushing aside the shocking number of re-makes slated for release this year, here are three films you may or may not have heard of that should be worth seeing:

1. Robin Hood (May 14)
Ok, so maybe one re-make. Ridley Scott directs Russell Crowe in a revisionist story about an archer who becomes a legend. Read: Alien, Blade, Runner, Gladiator, Robin Hood. The prospects look good.

2. Inception (July 16)
It’s set within “the architecture of the mind,” which is a little trippy, but know this: the framework is exceptional. Christopher Nolan directed The Dark Knight, a movie which certainly didn’t suck, and his cast this time out includes Leonardo DiCaprio, Ken Watanabe, Marion Cotillard, Michael Caine, and 500 Days of Summer star Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Not much is known about the plot, but I’m not sure it matters. At this point, it's a must-see film.

3. The Expendables (August 20)
Sly Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, Mickey Rourke, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Stone Cold Steve Austin star as mercenaries headed to South America on a mission to overthrow a dictator. I shit you not. COED Magazine says "your balls might explode from a surge of testosterone." If that doesn't make this a great action movie, then I don't know what would.


Get yo’ popcorn ready.

Friday, December 11, 2009

"10 things": #7 - Border wars

I hardly doubt I’m the only one who just recently realized that the Winter Olympics are coming soon, but I know for a fact I’m not the only one grateful to hear the news. The Summer Games younger, slightly less cool little brother shows up in Vancouver this year and should promise some El Niño-mild intrigue. Here are three hopes I have for the 2010 Games:

1. Lindsey Jacobellis, the snowboarder who cost herself a gold four years ago by method airing her way into infamy, repeats the trick to similar results this year before throwing an Olympic-sized tantrum in the snow.

2. Thanks to a last minute outbreak of H1N1, Wisconsin native Dan Jansen steps onto the ice to challenge Apolo Anton Ohno in the finals of the 500 m speed skating race. Jansen falls behind early but wins in stunning fashion after Apolo bafflingly begins foxtrotting near the finish line.

3. Canada finally bests the US in the overall medal count, only to discover that nobody cares.

If even one of these things happens, I’ll be a happy camper. And at the very least, we can expect the possibility of another Bode Miller meltdown.


USA! USA!

"10 things": #8 - Health care reform at last?

This one may not be a whole lot of fun, but it’s unquestionably the most vital item on this list.

Will the final legislation include a public option? Will we see an expansion of Medicare to provide more coverage for uninsured Americans? Will Joe Lieberman stop being a douche bag? I’ll leave all that to the people who know what they’re talking about. Either way, here’s hoping that 2010 is the year when this shit gets done.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

The gland total

After a terrific Movember gala on Friday night and some generous donations from schools, the Tokushima JET Movember team raised a grand total of $1,109.23 this year for cancer research. I couldn't be more pleased or more grateful. Thanks for the wonderful contributions, and thank you for helping me keep the mo alive.



Monday, December 7, 2009

"10 things": #9 - A hot new soundtrack

After what I’d consider an “off year” for music in 2009, the first quarter of 2010 should provide a nice bounce-back with new albums from some quality bands. Alongside efforts from MGMT, Spoon, and Arcade Fire, Vampire Weekend will release their sophomore disc Contra on January 12th. Fire up your coolest screensaver and listen to the single “Horchata” here.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Steppin' out

On my way to the 2009 Movember Gala downtown. Unofficially, our team raised nearly $1000 for prostate cancer again this year, and a huge thank you goes out to all of you who helped me lead the way with nearly half of that. The moustache goes first thing tomorrow, but the donations will help out long after that. Big love and thanks.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

"10 things": #10 - The devolution of Brandon Jennings

It may seem like a strange way to start this list, but here are the facts: At 20, Jennings is a young rookie burdened with carrying a defensive-minded team on his back. In forgoing college and playing professionally for Italy’s Lottomatica Roma, the point guard averaged only 17 minutes per game last year. Now, he’s expected to take the big shots for an NBA team who will play at least 82 games this season, perhaps many of them without it’s injury-prone star shooting guard. At some point, it’s only fair to expect that Jennings will drop off. Why look forward to this? Because, frankly, there will be much to be learned from the way that the rookie handles the bumps in the road. If he does so with grace, toughness, and a mind open to learning, Jennings could be a good player for the Bucks for a long time.

10 things to look forward to in 2010

Now that Movember has all but been shaved away, I'm looking ahead to post-Christmas and beyond. This month I'll be counting down ten things I'm personally looking forward to in 2010 and that I hope you'll be excited about as well. There's plenty left to celebrate in December alone, but there's no time like the present to start looking toward the future.

Monday, November 30, 2009

Day san-juu



San-juu means "thirty" in Japanese, and that means Movember is officially coming to a close. This brings with it both good and bad news. The good news is that since the 30th is a Monday I have to keep the moustache until our Movember gala Friday night. The bad news...is that I have to keep the moustache until Friday night. Clearly Movember is a marathon and not a sprint. Thanks all for the support, and check out the pic above to see the more or less finished product (chest hair not included).

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Satiated.

Feeling picked up in a big way by Thanksgiving dinner with good friends tonight. I admittedly was pretty down after missing out on the national touch rugby tournament this weekend due to injury, but turns out it was nothing a little turkey and football couldn't fix. Thanks to Balazs for hosting, and a belated Happy Thanksgiving to everyone else.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Mo of the day: Sgt. Floyd Pepper

Bass player for The Electric Mayhem and resident hipster and cynic of the Muppets, Floyd Pepper is a sweet dude with an awesome moustache. Plus he's pretty much Animal's handler, which makes him all the cooler. If I was pink (get it, pink Floyd?) and had orange hair, this would be my November benchmark.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

More than just a laugh

For those wondering what kind of impact Movember efforts are actually having in the US, here's a video from the Movember team:

Monday, November 23, 2009

Day 23



Day 23 and the team is growing along nicely. We've already collected nearly 700 USD for prostate and testicular cancer research, but there's still time for even more! To help out, visit http://au.movemberfoundation.com/ or click here to make a donation. Happy Monday.

Fall colors












Kyoto, 11.21.09

Friday, November 20, 2009

Mo of the day: John Waters

John Waters is a creepy guy who makes creepy movies, but he also has a superlative moustache. Kate Moss-thin and resembling a paint shop doctor job, this 'stache says, "Don't mind me, I'm just hanging out." Call it the anti-Daryl Hall.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Tuning out the noise

I realized the other day I never posted anything outside of a few pictures when I returned from Hiroshima last month, but now I'm really glad I didn't. My friend Chris keeps up this really cool video blog site called Japantics, and he was gracious enough to capture the experience for us. This video puts the experience into better words than I ever could. Check it out:

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Review - Battle Studies


As is the case with many twentysomethings in America, the soundtrack to my formative years is stamped heavily with the fingerprints of John Mayer. From the time I was 17, I’ve listened as Mayer the artist has collected seven Grammy Awards for his work, including two for his outstanding 2006 effort, Continuum. Also in that time, I’ve witnessed Mayer the celebrity go from a stone sober loner who avoided parties in lieu of playing guitar to the guy who used Jessica Simpson’s head as a resting place for a bottle of Jack Daniels; from the kid who, on his first major studio release Room For Squares, expressed a keen desire to keep his mouth shut, to a NYC bar scene regular who on occasion likes to perform impromptu stand-up comedy routines and expounds curbside on his breakup with Jennifer Aniston. In the world of British bad boys Liam Gallagher and Robbie Williams, this sort of behavior earns you the title “rock star.” For American singer-songwriters best known for singing songs about “candy lips” and father-daughter relationships, this makes you a douche bag. As fans, we know this, and in spite of it we stand firm for the music.

With his latest album, Battle Studies, John Mayer no longer wears the mask of a fresh-faced singer with an objective listening base. Dozens of critics, no doubt, will judge this album not on the songs themselves but by the relationships that inspired them. Fair enough. At 32 and a regular tabloid figure, Mayer has knowingly brought that upon himself. However, to approach the album from such a standpoint is to deprive both reader and reviewer of something much more interesting than page six fodder.

Much has been made of the transparency of Mayer’s approach to creating Battle Studies. From a near constant influx of twitter updates to a series of introspective video diaries detailing the album’s recording, Battle Studies the concept was as much a journey as it was an end product. At its best, the record reflects that openness. On the emotive “Edge of Desire,” Mayer sings about lust and longing with refreshing candor.

Elsewhere, the singer continues the themes of heartache and loss with the sublime “All We Ever Do Is Say Goodbye.” Recalling the solo work of George Harrison, the tune is a triumph in genre songwriting. With its vocal layering, some interesting modulation in the song’s latter half, and a soaring slide guitar solo reminiscent of Coldplay’s Jonny Buckland, it’s balladry that somehow reaches new territory for Mayer.

Likewise, the breezy “Half Of My Heart” featuring Taylor Swift is equally deft in evoking pop’s cooler shades. This kind of mid-tempo toe-tapping tuneful music is what the adult Mayer does best, and if he and Swift were to record a full album of music together, I would buy that record in a heartbeat.

So what of the rest?

Battle Studies admittedly sags in its latter half. Tunes such as “Friends, Lovers, Or Nothing” and “War Of My Life” begin promisingly enough, but ultimately plod too far into adult contemporary middledom. The latter explores a life of fear with “nowhere to run” and an empty supply of uppers, but any of the song’s edge is rubbed off by its all too delicate production. It is, it seems, a song for Mayer – but for who else?

From there things pick up slightly with the aforementioned “Edge of Desire,” but are quickly brought to a halt again with the Radiohead-lite “Do You Know Me?” The song features an interesting staccato finger-picked guitar line, but at a pithy 2:30 and with little lyrical content to explore, it has the feel of an unfinished product.

In the end, Battle Studies is, like its creator, a tricky entity to put one’s finger on. In places accentuated with the kind of brilliance we’ve come to expect from Mayer, the album also suffers in areas where the artist seemingly tried too hard. It’s also markedly different from Mayer’s previous work. Whereas Continuum was a statement on universal themes from an artist who had just been given his membership card in credibility, Battle Studies takes a more daring tact – it is the diary of a man who took the time to explore his own heart. And while one could argue that Mayer is trying to distract us by painting himself as an in-control bachelor who just wants to get stoned and plan imaginary trips to Japan, there’s no hiding the embarrassed hurt when he sings “I’m scared you’ll forget about me.” Continuum may have been Mayer’s love letter to the blues and R & B, but this is soul music.

It’s difficult to tell where Battle Studies will stand in two of five or ten years as a piece of music, but as a study in the human condition it’s a revelatory success. A note to Harvey Levin and the rest of the tabloid writers who want a piece of Mayer’s heart: listen to the music. It’s what the rest of us have been doing all along.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Legends of the stache: Daniel Day-Lewis



A celebrated method actor, Daniel Day-Lewis is perhaps best known for his roles in 2002's Gangs of New York and the 2007 film There Will Be Blood. For his work as Bill 'The Butcher' Cutting in the former, Day-Lewis received an Academy Award nomination for Best Actor. As the maniacal Daniel Plainview in the latter, he took the award home. Also worth nothing is that both characters wore impressive moustaches. Coincidence. Perhaps not.

Look for Day-Lewis to take home more hardware when he tackles the role of Dick Dastardly in theaters next spring.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Day 14



Freshly trimmed and geared up for tomorrow's big ultimate frisbee tournament. I can't guarantee we'll be the most talented team, but we will be the most mustachioed.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Quiz night

After a one year hiatus, the Tokushima AJET Pub Quiz returns tonight at P's Paradise. I've been reading Wikipedia A-Z all day today to prepare, and if the quiz master is anything like the one below, we should be in for a good time.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Gettin' my Ralph Nader on

According to legend, Movember began in 2003 as the beer-induced brainchild of a few guys in Melbourne who thought it would be funny to bring back the 'stache. Raising funds for prostate cancer was an almost arbitrary justification for the mo growing, but six years later those initial efforts don't seem quite so comical. With nearly 200,000 participants and tens of millions of dollars being raised for prostate cancer research worldwide, Movember has become a potent agent for change. And in bar graph form, the uptick in participation would look something like half an upturned stache.



Tuesday, November 10, 2009

The 'stache to style ratio

One of the most challenging aspects of growing a moustache for the mo growing amateur is deciding what style of facial hair suits your personal image. Conventional thinking says that a close-cropped hairstyle and well-kept appearance lends itself to a clean and well-trimmed moustache, whereas the unkempt man requires a more radical upper lip. To illustrate, take a look at the late Australian film actor Errol Flynn:



Flynn's trim and stylish moustache perfectly complements his slick hairstyle and dress, if slightly less so his flamboyant life style.

Likewise, the late Freddie Mercury also achieves this look with equal precision:



On the other side of the coin, those who don't take such an investment in their outward appearance have a little more freedom to let their mo grow as they please. I can think of few more perfect examples of this than the critic Gene Shalit:



Shalit's frizzed moustache matches his afro hairstyle and fun personal style extremely well, and in that way his mo is as much a success as any.

So, what kind of moustache man are you?

Monday, November 9, 2009

From the odd bin

Courtesy of Time.com:


Japan's Booming Sex
Niche: Elder Porn

By MICHIKO TOYAMA







Besides his glowing complexion, Shigeo Tokuda looks like any other 74-year-old man in Japan. Despite suffering a heart attack three years ago, the lifelong salaryman now feels healthier, and lives happily with his wife and a daughter in downtown Tokyo. He is, of course, more physically active than most retirees, but that's because he's kept his part-time job — as a porn star.

Read the rest of the article here.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Day 8



Now we're getting somewhere. The past couple of days I've been looking to the great moustaches of the past for inspiration, and perhaps the magic starting to rub off on me. That said, a month seems like an awful short time to grow a truly worthy mo.

Did someone say "Decembeard"?

Friday, November 6, 2009

Mo of the day: Christopher Walken

Before he danced around an empty hotel in Fatboy Slim’s “Weapon of Choice” video, Christopher Walken was just another middle-aged actor/classically trained dancer with a dirty dirty moustache.



Apparently, he's also a big fan of "Poker Face."

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Day 4



There's a moustache in there somewhere, I've just gotta coax it out. I'm a little nervous I won't get to acceptable bushiness by month's end, but for now I'm sticking to the game plan. And if that doesn't work...anyone know of any good tonics?

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Back in the saddle

It feels like a long time since last November, but having the baristas at Tully's pre-guessing my order can only mean one thing: it's musical writing time again. This year we're giving The Lion King the Tokushima treatment. It's gonna take a lot of coffee to finish this thing, but here's hoping for the best.