I'm going out

Today was my last day at one of my junior high schools, which means I'm slamming a canned coffee and heading out for some middleoftheworldcupnosleepdelirium fun. After three years of avoiding it like the plague, I'm playing pachinko with the boys. What does that mean? Mostly, that I'll be dropping coins into a bottomless pit while doing permanent damage to my hearing and being peer-pressured into smoking cigarettes that will later make me vomit during the 65th minute of the Brazil-Portugal game. Think I'm joking? Tune in Monday to find out.


Hooray for bad ideas!