BREAKING NEWS!

I'm usually not one for celebrity gossip, but a good friend sent this to my inbox and I couldn't resist. What happens to Brookfield East alumni ten years after they graduate from high school? They date Jennifer Aniston, of course.

From theinsider.com...

Report: Jennifer Aniston Hooking Up with Matt Felker



"Now that Jennifer Aniston's magical romance with John Mayer has come to an end, she's supposedly rebounding - with model Matt Felker!

Matt Felker used to date actress Selma Blair, and also appeared in Britney Spears' sexy music video for her hit single 'Toxic.'

Far from spending her days bumming around her sprawling LA mansion in a daze of self-pity, Jennifer Aniston is reportedly continuing on her soul-searching quest to feverishly screw away the internal strife find her life partner.

Basically, Matt Felker is the younger, edgier iteration of Paul Sculfor ..."

Which raises the question: Who the hell is Paul Sculfor?