Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Not-so live blogging the debate

8:12 p.m. | Here we go! I've just finished the dishes from dinner and am now sitting down to watch the debate. I haven't read any blogs or news sources today, so this should all be fresh. Pressing play...

8:16 p.m. | Alan with the beige blazer asks the first question and Obama does his best to put off the man's question before diving in. First mention of "middle class," however. And here comes McCain with a dig.

8:19 p.m. | My first totally insignificant observation of the night: including Alan, four of the nine people in the section being addressed are bald or have shaved heads. Not sure if this weighs more in the favor of McCain or Obama.

8:22 p.m. | I like it when McCain talks about the "cronies" in Washington. It helps me to believe that we're in Gotham and Christian Bale is going to suddenly break through the wall and steal the election.

8:25 p.m. | "Oliver" asks about the bailout plan and Obama makes me go "ooooh" by kicking McCain on his historical inaccuracies. They're 1-1 on snippy comments.


Now on debate radio: Luther Vandross, with "Dance With My Father"


8:28 p.m. |
Obama says "You're not interested in hearing politicians" after he's just finished pointing fingers. Meanwhile, McRestless has now paced, sat down, and stood back up in the last minute and a half.

8:32 p.m.
| "Theresa" asks the first meaty question of the night, but her brashness is overshadowed by her giant pearl necklace. Obama delves deep into policy with his response, but I'm getting a little bored.

8:33 p.m.
| The crowd concurs.

8:35 p.m. | McCain says "my friends," and follows by putting his hand on the arm of a woman's chair. The woman does not appear convinced as she noticeably moved away.

8:40 p.m. | I must say, I appreciate McCain taking notes when Tom Brokaw asks questions. I am, however, concerned about the well-being of his suit. I never noticed his little dino-arms before and every time he raises his arm it's putting a big strain on the fabric. The space between his collar and lapel is astounding.


HEYYY!

8:46 p.m. | Where's my generation at in this thing? In scans of the audience I've seen two people who appear to be under the age of 45. Somebody's gotta loosen up this studio.

8:50 p.m.
| Points to Obama for expressing his intent to double the peace corps. I wasn't aware of that initiative before, but it sounds like a great way to get the national image back on track.

8:55 p.m. | Roughly half way home and I've begun watching the crowd more than the candidates. Impressive side-by-side moustaches in section 2 (number assigned randomly), and an absolute dead-on Bobby Hill look-a-like to their left.

8:57 p.m. | A dull debate and yet Brokaw still is losing control like a Spanish soccer referee. And now he's making up a rule. Not good for the moderator.

8:59 p.m. | A note on invoking Reagan: This may appeal to older voters, particularly Republicans, but it does nothing for people my age. Ronald Reagan to me was the president I don't remember who acted in some films. Sure he was a president before the current shitstorm, but pick someone we're more likely to respect (hint: our social studies teachers all really liked FDR).

9:01 p.m. | Brokaw just corrected me! It's section C.

9:05 p.m. | Nice art deco sweater in the back row. AND MCCAIN JUST CALLED OBAMA "THAT ONE!" And now he's spinning back some imaginary turntable with his right hand. The republican's on a roll.

9:09 p.m.
| Now might be a good time to mention that the CNN broadcast I'm watching does not have a "voter enthusiasm/emotion/excitement" meter. Nevertheless, I've gotta think Obama mentioning McCain's plan to tax health care benefits struck a chord with the independents.

9:12 p.m. | Ouch. McCain just made a joke about needing a hair transplant and the crowd was stone silent. This is about as much fun as a funeral.


Wow, neat photo!

9:16 p.m. | Part 2 of my video has just ended and I'm calling a 5 minute snack break. Here's hoping I can stay awake through the rest of this thing.

9:21 p.m. | We're back and I'm suggesting a new rule (since Brokaw can't seem to keep the ones agreed upon before the debate). Once in the final third of the debate, each candidate may call upon an audience member to come down and attempt to "psych out" the opponent. All matters of conduct and language are fair as long as there is no physical contact.

9:26 p.m. | It's worth noting that I've now been watching this debate for well over an hour and I've not yet heard one new attack or argument from either candidate. Which leads me to think - why should I? Media saturation has made these debates completely redundant.

9:28 p.m.
| McMaverick just said "my friends" for the 82nd time. If I was playing a drinking game I'd be hammered by now.

9:31 p.m.
| Katie Hamm is now asking a question. I was starting to forget that this was a town hall debate. Not sure who's fault it is, but this format is a sham.

9:33 p.m. | Debunking two pre-election myths. Myth #1: McCain doesn't know what he's talking about. Sure, the guy's campaign is falling apart and his decision making has been questionable with regards to recent political maneuvers, but he still knows his stuff. Nice exchange on military strategy there. It's his running mate that's a complete idiot, not McCain.

Myth #2: Obama is too soft and is afraid to go to war. Afraid? No. Rational is more like it. But the guy just said "We will kill Bin Laden" and "We will crush Al Qaeda" in consecutive breaths. That's about as refreshing as anything I've heard all night.

9:42 p.m.
| The crowd just laughed for the first time tonight. Must have been Brokaw's strong and disarming voice that drew it out of them.

9:46 p.m.
| Yawwwn.


I'm swimming!

9:51 p.m.
| It appears that a man in section D(?) and a woman in section A(?) are wearing the same print - the man's on his tie and the woman's on her skirt. If I can make another rule, I'm changing the seating chart to put these two together.

9:53 p.m. | Is Russia the new evil empire? Obama's evasive answer? Ok. McCain's "maybe?" Not so much.

9:58 p.m. | Who's writing these questions? The audience members selected to address the candidates look like they've been held against their will. I did, however, enjoy watching veteran "Terry" interact with John McCain - one of few truly sincere McCain moments of the past month.

10:00 p.m.
- Last question! Thank God. I never thought I'd say this, but where's Sarah Palin when you need her??

10:02 p.m.
- It's insignificant, but I've gotta say that Obama works the stage much better than his counterpart. His debate performance may not be as bracing as his speeches, but he still does an excellent job of connecting with the audience through his body language.

10:03 p.m.
- Ok, so I've started reading the blogs in the last half hour. Here's what I have to say about the "that guy" thing: I've watched the clip again, and I don't think McCain had any intention of painting Obama as an "other," as some people have suggested. Was he being a prick? Yeah, probably. But racist? Doubtful.

10:05 p.m. | Well, it's over. Brokaw's just finished talking and now the candidates are joined by their families. I have to say at this time - John McCain is a lucky man. Michelle Obama is an attractive woman, but Cindy McCain is a stone cold fox. Nice choice with the blue jacket and skirt combo tonight.



Closing comments: An underwhelming debate on all fronts. McCain is the loser for not doing enough to change the game after a terrible week, but the real losers are Tom Brokaw and the debate committee. Whether or not it was their fault, the debate was stale and nothing but re-hashed questions from previous debates and interviews. I'm sure there'll be plenty to talk about in the days to come, but I'm headed to bed and calling it for Obama.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Monday, October 6, 2008

Sifting through the muck

I've been getting pretty bored with election print media coverage lately, but I stumbled upon this article today by Frank Rich at The New York Times that I thought was worthy of a read. Take a look:

Pitbull Palin Mauls McCain

By FRANK RICH
SARAH PALIN’S post-Couric/Fey comeback at last week’s vice presidential debate was a turning point in the campaign. But if she “won,” as her indulgent partisans and press claque would have it, the loser was not Joe Biden. It was her running mate. With a month to go, the 2008 election is now an Obama-Palin race — about “the future,” as Palin kept saying Thursday night — and the only person who doesn’t seem to know it is Mr. Past, poor old John McCain.

To understand the meaning of Palin’s “victory,” it must be seen in the context of two ominous developments that directly preceded it. Just hours before the debate began, the McCain campaign pulled out of Michigan. That state is ground zero for the collapsed Main Street economy and for so-called Reagan Democrats, those white working-class voters who keep being told by the right that Barack Obama is a Muslim who hung with bomb-throwing radicals during his childhood in the late 1960s.

Read the whole thing here.

At the zoo

I'll sheepishly plead ignorance on this one. What may have otherwise been an unremarkable trip to the Tokushima Zoo on Saturday became a landmark even when I stumbled upon this guy, the lesser panda.


*warning: this is the cutest thing you will ever see in this space

How I made it 24 years through life without any knowledge of the lesser (or "red") panda, I'll never know, but I will forever be thankful for the day we first met. Rumor has it they're going extinct too - just one of the many awesome joys of deforestation - but I'll gladly help to protect them by adopting one.



The lesser panda may be native to China, but this clip is distinctly Japanese in it's cuteness. Watch closely as Becky gets panda-slapped by the soft paw of adorability.



All in all, an excellent day at the zoo.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Three fingers means a change-up

With the onset of fall weather, a new school tomorrow, a new exercise plan starting in the morning, and the McRib (and double McRib!!) inexplicably added to the Japanese McDonald's menu, I figured it was time for a shake up around here. This is one of the most important months of my short lifetime, so expect lots of obnoxious political commentary in addition to the usual absurdities that occupy the better part of my thoughts. Coming up tomorrow: a trip to the Tokushima Zoo, and how I discovered my new favorite animal.

Enjoy your Sunday.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

When you are engulfed in flames...

just keep talking.

I hate to jump on the "let's not look at the issues" bandwagon, but this woman is a walking sound bite. When did the definition of "gotcha journalism" expand to encompass any and all (fair) questions that the interview subject is unable to answer? Really I like this though because it reminds me of one of my all-time favorite quotes from The Office:



Michael: Hey, whatcha gettin'?
Jim: I'm going with grape.
Michael: Ah, good stuff, good stuff. Did you see the game last night?
Jim: Which one?
Michael: (shakes his head) Any of em.

Thanks for the mail

What is love? For the past 14 months, love has been a yellow envelope marked "Handle with care." It's carried a U.S. address and a "detailed description of contents" and has been bonded with super strong moisture resistant Scotch adhesive. I don't have all the answers, but I do know this - love is spending $20 days after an economic crash to send someone a bottle of shampoo and throwing in a few other items "just because." You don't need to hear it, but you will anyway: Thank you.

Incidentally, this is what a bag of gummies looks like after 7,000 miles of air travel: